One of the all-time classics, a beer lovers "movie of a lifetime."
What you need to do is get A LOT of beer and a copy of the movie "Strange
Brew," starring Bob and Doug McKenzie, those whacked-out Canadian beer
hounds.
	Version 1: Watch it. Anytime somebody says "eh" (pronounced like the
letter 'A'), drink. For example, "Get me a beer, eh?" 
	Version 2: Watch it. Anytime somebody says "hoser," drink. For example,
"You're a hoser."
	Version 3: Watch it. Anytime somebody says "eh" or "hoser," drink.
It's all that simple.