The Official Family Guy Drinking Game

This game is a way to enjoy your favorite beverage while watching everyone's 
favorite animated show, Family Guy.  It's as easy as drinking the required 
amount of drinks whenever any of the following acts appear on the show.

TAKE ONE DRINK:  Peter gets hurt, You see the word "Quahog," Any gay 
reference, Peter's trademark laugh, Anytime someone falls down, Any cartoon 
reference, A flashback sequence, Anytime Brian drinks, Peter does something 
dumb, or Peter says "Holy Crap."

TAKE TWO DRINKS:  Any movie reference, Stewie tries to kill Lois, A gag is 
repeated, Stewie formulates a plan, Stewie has a weapon, Brian and Stewie 
fight, Peter embarrasses Meg, Stewie says "Go To Hell," Peter is watching 
TV, or Stewie talks to his stuffed animals.

TAKE THREE DRINKS: Quagmire makes a sexual reference, Chris gets nervous 
around a girl, Peter gives Chris bad advice, Peter forgets his kids names, A 
non-human character is shown (excluding Brian), Any Nudity, or A visit to 
the Drunken Clam.

CHUG, DAMN YOU!:  Lois in lingerie, Peter has facial hair, "Evil Monkey" 
makes an appearance, Lois' parents show up, Any mentions of a TV network or 
the censors, Stewie and Brian do a song and dance routine, or Any character 
goes on a rambling monologue.